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New Career

So, they are training me to be a driving instructor. This is my first time on the simulator...


Guess that Car

This one should be easy, the badge is on the side of it.


The Soft Switch

There are a few people who care about much about their shampoo. You go to the store, pick something you like the smell of at a decent price. It's a general product that serves a purpose that we don't want to waste time considering. This is the case for most, but not all people. For this majority when their common brand of hair soap stops being available, they make a soft switch to another brand and don't really give a shit. It works the same, no matter who makes it or what it's made of. Their lives continue the same...


The Duke of Sooke Adventures in Kansas

Greetings loyal subjects. You may have been wondering where the Duke has been lately. Well, he has been off adventuring with some companions of his that he met at the University. Quite a silly lot, not content to sit at a desk and perform calculations like good engineers, they venture into the shop, and out into the mud, to burn and maim themselves with machinery in the pursuit of glorious trophies. The SAE Baja series is a student team competition to build a small off road vehicle which is brought into battle against other universities. The Duke has kindly provided a...


The most insulting thing I've ever seen.

The ceiling looms above you, like a subway conductor, it does it's job without you even noticing. You're awake-lying horizontally and internally to yourself that today will be a good day. I'm not going to sit in the house, that was yesterday. Up onto your pedestal, you'll only be able to fall from here. I did this today, I fell, as I found the most motivating insult I've ever seen. It was hidden in my local library. You're entirely lost right now, I know you are. That's good-trust me.  Here's a spilling of...