10 Reason Mk3 Supras are Garbage.

Actually, let's be honest here, they are most likely the worst Toyota ever built. These are my top 10 reasons for hating the mk3 supra. How do I know them so well? I worked on them for nearly 2 years, I drove both RHD and LHD mk3's with all sorts of different engines, stock and modified. I've spent a lot of time wrenching on them, and man do they suck badly.  Let's begin: 10. Racing History:  Let's be honest, there's really nothing special here, Bjorn Waldergard won one event with the MK3 supra in a Beijing Rally, and a few British fellows ran it in BTCC for a while. No real pedigree here. 9. Steering Angle:  This is straight up a joke, it can't be real, no way it's even considered safe or functional to have so little steering lock for daily use. You think I'm kidding, but that's full lock below. 8. Weight: This really should be the #1 reason why there's no point in driving an mk3 Supra for any sort of 'sporting' purposes. What's that? you've never known what the weight of a mk3 supra was? Pictured below is a vehicle that weighs nearly identical, and actually produces more power. (Note: 3800lbs, that's right, the CK short bed, short cab, not only weighed 3800lbs, but it actually produced 230hp and 300ft/lb of torque. Although the 1JZ variant is comparable) 7. Aftermarket Styling: Yes it's a slick looking exterior, simply put, it's the only selling point of the car. However, the aftermarket stuff? yeah, look below... 6.Targa Top:  So you have an oval, pretty strong shape, egg's are 3d ovals and resist deformation pretty well. Then you cut a huge chunk out of it. Now you've got an easily crushable "C" shape. Thus is the Targa roof. How bad is it for chassis flex? Toyota actually had high grade, long threaded allen bolts to hold it square when in. When out, people started putting in targa supports to help reduce the horrible flex. 5. Steering Stablizer:  The whole Geometry of the MK3 Supra suspension is fucked, and to help reduce bump steer, and ultimately any sort of driver feedback that's left after the hefty power steering, was a shock, bolted to the steering rack to help reduce...something. Road feel mostly, or resist the horrible bumper steer associated with #4. This Stablizer, much like the Cressidas (Although they had different front suspensions and shared the rear) resists and sometimes completely removes the affects of caster during cornering. It reduces the speed of turn by adding a dramatic amount of resistance. 4.Suspension Dynamics: These are just plain FUCKED. For some reason, Toyota decided that going from a single lower control arm McPherson strut setup, that had proven extremely well in the Corolla's, Celica's, and Celica Supras of the past, had to go, and in place a needlessly complex, and albeit poorly designed multi-link/double wishbone setup in it's place. You want to know how bad it is? Camber actually becomes positive on compression and negative on extension. Seriously look vvv. 3. Cock Riders: This isn't about the owners. The amount of people floating around the internet praising the mk3, simply because of it's loose relation to that of an mk4 Supra most of them having never owned a Supra in their lives. Although this makes me curious of the dynamic of buying and polishing a turd. 2. 7M/1G: Pretty weak sauce. So you buy a 3800lb driveway ornament and want to go fast. In North America, your faced with the 7M, and Japan, luckily enough got the 1jz, however, they too got the 7M and even worse, the 1G. Every other M series engine was decent, the 7M screwed that right up. It's head design is the fault. People will tell you it was a bad factory gasket, or under torqued bolts. However, even with those factors coverd, the real core of the issue was a bad head design. Getting past the common, and often debilitating issue of 7m's blowing gaskets (try pushing that thing!) The power of a 7m is a joke. Remember that Toyota publishes not the wheel horse power, but the crank. By the time that inline 6 delivers it's 200hp N/a to the rear, it's about 160hp, got a turbo? Roughly 190hp. Brutal for that amount of weight, but look out! There's even a worse motor: the 1GGTE. Although not plagued with head gasket failures and people thinking they can build the ultimate 7m, only to fail like the next guy, the 1ggte had it's own issues, spinning bearings, and well, being 2 liters! Such a tiny inline 6, and it needed twin turbo's just to make the 210hp. Unless your supra screwed and end up with an n/a 1GGE at 150hp. And the Number 1 reason MK3 supra's are garbage! *Drum Roll* . . . . . . . . . 1.  Burgandy:

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  • Hard to imagine, you owning and working a mk3 for 2 years, then making a list like this, almost all of it is personal opinion… your steering lock rant is straight up wrong, get more lock then a 240sx, s13 silvia, the car isn’t that heavy, 7m-ge’s and 7m-gte’s are some of the easiest motors to tear down and rebuild, not to mention once the gasket has been replaced the engine is bulletproofs (own a mk3 with 280 thousand on the clock, only had to rebuild once), weight is the only problem with these cars, but if you know/knew what you were doing you would know you can remove half the shit of your engine, shed a chunk of weight gain more power etc. but hey you’re an expert.

    either learn to fix your own car, or learn to drive… you are doing one of these things wrong.

    seeing as it seems you may be american i’m willing to wager your just a racist-bigot, who doesn’t like anything jap.

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    George Lucas

    1 EXT. SPACE

    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

    A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.

    War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.

    In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

    As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .

    PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin’s ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan’s ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.

    2 INT. OBI-WAN’S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

    OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.

    3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

    ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.

    ANAKIN: There isn’t a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .

    OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .

    4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE

    The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.

    5 INT. OBI-WAN’S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

    OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.

    OBI-WAN: We’ve got to split them up.

    ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.

    OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.

    OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?

    ANAKIN: Don’t worry. I’m coming around behind you.

    OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship’s superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, they’re all over me!

    ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .

    ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.

    ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!

    ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.

    ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.

    OBI-WAN: I’m going down on the deck.

    ANAKIN: Good idea … I need some room to maneuver.

    OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don’t let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!

    ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.

    OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don’t like this!

    OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan’s wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan’s Astro Droid, ARFOUR.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!

    R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don’t even try to fix it, Arfour. I’ve shut it down.

    ANAKIN: We’re locked on … we’ve got him . . .

    ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.

    OBI-WAN: Next time you’re the bait . . . Now let’s find the Command Ship and get on with it …

    R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.

    ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous’s ship is directly ahead.

    ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin’s cockpit.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.

    6 INT. OBI-WAN’S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

    OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.

    Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.

    ANAKIN: Come on, Master.

    OBI-WAN: Not this time. There’s too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?

    ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.

    OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .

    7 INT. ODD BALL’S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

    ODD BALL: We’re on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.

    The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.

    8 INT. ANAKIN’S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

    ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.

    ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.

    OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .

    ANAKIN: I’m going head to head. See you.

    OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.

    Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.

    ODD BALL: I’m on your right, Red Leader.

    ANAKIN: Incoming!!

    ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.

    OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!

    Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.

    ANAKIN: Here we go.

    The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.

    OBI-WAN: I’m going high and right.

    ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.

    OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off … Let them pass between us.

    ANAKIN: I’m coming around. I’m coming around on your tail.

    OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.

    In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.

    ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.

    ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that’s not good.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.

    ANAKIN: I know. I know!

    OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.

    ANAKIN: I know. I know!

    OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.

    ANAKIN: I’m going low and left.

    Obi-Wan shakes his head.

    OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.

    ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.

    ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I’m going to pull them through the needle . . .

    OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: “Survive.”

    ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.

    OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.

    OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on … not yet. . . now break left.

    OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) You’ll never get through there, Anakin. It’s too tight.

    ARTOO BEEPS nervously.

    ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we’ve done this before.

    OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.

    ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo’s squeal reads out, “WE’RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.”

    ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.

    ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) I’m through.

    OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
    A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
    Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.

    ODD BALL: There are too many of them.

    CLONE PILOT 2: I’m on your wing. Break left. Break left. They’re all over me. Get them off my . . .

    ANAKIN: I’m going to go help them out!

    OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!

    Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.

    ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!

    ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.

    OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .

    The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan’s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan’s ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.

    ANAKIN: They’re coming around!

    OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.

    ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.

    ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.

    ANAKIN: We got ’em. Artoo!

    Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.

    OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.

    Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) I’m hit! Anakin?

    ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.

    The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan’s ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.

    OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .

    ARFOUR’s head gets ripped off and flies away.

    OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They’re shutting down all the controls.

    ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.

    OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I’m running out of tricks here.

    ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan’s left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan’s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan’s ship.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of …

    ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You’re not helping here.

    ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .

    OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can’t see a thing! My cockpit’s fogging. They’re all over me, Anakin.

    ANAKIN: Move to the right.

    OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You’re going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There’s nothing more you can do.

    ANAKIN: I’m not leaving without you, Master.

    ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN’s and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN’s ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan’s ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi’s view.

    ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin’s ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.

    OBI-WAN: Blast it … I can’t see . . . my controls are gone.

    ANAKIN: Get ’em, Artoo. Watch out!

    OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid’s center eye.

    ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.

    ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!

    OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.

    ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General’s Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up … Head for the hangar.

    OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?

    ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.

    ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN’s disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.

    OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.

    9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.

    ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
    OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.

    ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.

    OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.

    ANAKIN: Tap into the ship’s computers.

    They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.

    OBI-WAN: The Chancellor’s signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.

    ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .

    OBI-WAN: I sense a trap.

    ANAKIN: Next move?

    OBI-WAN: Spring the trap.

    The JEDI start to leave; ARTOO follows. The JEDI stop and turn to ARTOO.

    ANAKIN: Artoo, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.

    OBI-WAN: Here, take this, and wait for orders.

    OBI-WAN tosses the comlink to ARTOO.

    10 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the bridge of the TRADE FEDERATION cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: What’s the situation, Captain?

    CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Just as Count Dooku predicted.

    11 INT. HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN and OBI-WAN head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL GRIEVOUS’s BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.

    BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker. We’ve been waiting for you.

    OBI-WAN: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Palpatine, not join him.

    As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin. . .

    ANAKIN: Ready.

    ANAKIN and OBI-WAN use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.

    12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. ANAKIN dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.

    OBI-WAN: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That’s why they’ve stopped shooting.

    ANAKIN: Well then, we’re safe for the time being.

    OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.

    They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.

    ANAKIN: They’re sealing this section off.

    OBI-WAN: Six droids coming our way!

    The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.

    ANAKIN: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.

    They move along a wall. ANAKIN climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.

    OBI-WAN: We’ll never get through that. It’s too small!

    They move toward a second vent. OBI-WAN is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. ANAKIN feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. OBI-WAN is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, OBI-WAN disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.

    The fuel is up to the Jedi’s chins. ANAKIN finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.

    ANAKIN: I found our escape vent.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, this is no time for jokes. We’re in serious trouble here.

    ANAKIN: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .

    ANAKIN grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a “man-sized” work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.

    13 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.

    ANAKIN: Here’s a way out.

    As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.

    14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.

    15 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the Trade Federation Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, ANAKIN seals the hatch with his laser sword.

    OBI-WAN: That won’t hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.

    ANAKIN: The blast will break the hull. This side’s pressurized.

    OBI-WAN: You still have much to learn, Anakin.

    16 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.

    17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.

    18 EXT. TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-BATTLE

    A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.

    19 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. OBI-WAN jumps back, then stands amazed.

    OBI-WAN: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let’s go!

    ANAKIN grins at OBI-WAN, and they run down the hallway.

    20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. Anakin deflects the bolts. OBI-WAN frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.

    ANAKIN: Destroyers!!

    Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.

    BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop ’em.

    The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.

    21 INT HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    R2-D2 notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.

    22 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.

    OBI-WAN: Did you press the stop button?

    ANAKIN: No, did you?

    OBI-WAN: No!

    ANAKIN: Well, there’s more than one way out of here.

    ANAKIN ignites his laser sword.

    OBI-WAN: We don’t want to get out, we want to get moving. Artoo . . . Artoo. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .

    ANAKIN cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.

    23 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Obi-Wan’s voice over the comlink and are distracted.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What’s that?

    SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It’s nothing.

    24 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN: Artoo?

    ANAKIN climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) Always on the move.

    OBI-WAN continues to talk on the comlink. Artoo quietly beeps a reply.

    25 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ARTOO tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. ARTOO extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.

    OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, switch on the comlink. Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we gave you a job to do! Artoo.

    26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. ANAKIN quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. ANAKIN struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.

    27 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The elevator starts to descend rapidly.

    OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up.

    28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    Anakin struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at ANAKIN. They point their guns at him.

    DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don’t move.

    DROID 2: Roger, roger.

    29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear OBI-WAN’s comlink messages to ARTOO.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.

    OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, do you copy? Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we need to be going up, not down.

    30 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The elevator races down as OBI-WAN holds on.

    OBI-WAN: Stop. Artoo! We need to go up! Stop, stop!

    The elevator stops with a jolt. OBI-WAN falls to the floor.

    31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see ARTOO and walk toward the little droid.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you!

    ARTOO plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.

    32 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN stands up after having fallen in the elevator.

    OBI-WAN: Now, that’s better . . .

    33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ARTOO is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!

    34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.

    Before ANAKIN can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. ANAKIN lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. OBI-WAN is startled and ignites his lightsaber.

    OBI-WAN: Oh, it’s you . . .

    35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ARTOO activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.

    36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN: What was that all about?

    OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .

    ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes . . . He’s doing the best he can.

    OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?

    ANAKIN: He’s trying!

    OBI-WAN: I didn’t say anything!

    37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ARTOO ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. ARTOO rolls away.

    38 INT. GENERAL’S QUARTER’S-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General’s Quarters.
    At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN move toward the CHANCELLOR.
    As they get closer to PALPATINE, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor’s face.

    OBI-WAN: (bows) Chancellor.

    ANAKIN: Are you all right?

    PALPATINE: (quietly) Count Dooku.

    PALPATINE makes a small gesture with his hand. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT DOOKU strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.

    OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.

    ANAKIN: I was about to say that.

    COUNT DOOKU jumps down to the main level.

    PALPATINE: Get help! You’re no match for him. He’s a Sith Lord.

    OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.

    COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don’t want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN move toward DOOKU.

    OBI-WAN: You won’t get away this time, Dooku.

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN charge COUNT DOOKU. A great sword fight ensues.

    COUNT DOOKU: I’ve been looking forward to this.

    ANAKIN: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.

    COUNT DOOKU: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

    DOOKU lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .

    COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You’ll have to do better.

    As the battle proceeds, OBI-WAN and COUNT DOOKU are tired. ANAKIN is stronger as he becomes angry. ANAKIN continues to drive the attack on DOOKU. COUNT DOOKU throws OBI-WAN back using the Force.
    ANAKIN and COUNT DOOKU move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General’s Quarters, ANAKIN leaps over COUNT DOOKU. OBI-WAN reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT DOOKU holds OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks ANAKIN out of frame. OBI-WAN is choking.
    ANAKIN hits the archway.
    DOOKU sends OBI-WAN flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT DOOKU spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto OBI-WAN. ANAKIN spins and kicks COUNT DOOKU, sending him over the balcony. ANAKIN Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT DOOKU and ANAKIN continue the fight.

    COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don’t use them.

    Anakin regains his composure and attacks COUNT DOOKU as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
    Anakin attacks COUNT DOOKU with a new ferociousness.

    39 INT. GENERAL’S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU’s hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord’s hand. COUNT DOOKU stumbles to the floor as ANAKIN puts the two lightsabers to his neck. PALPATINE is grinning as he watches COUNT DOOKU’s defeat.

    PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!

    ANAKIN: I shouldn’t . . .

    PALPATINE: Do it!!

    ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU’s head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.

    ANAKIN: … I couldn’t stop myself.

    PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.

    ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU’s lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.

    ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.

    ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral’s Chair. The Chancellor’s restraints pop loose.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) I shouldn’t have done that, Chancellor. It’s not the Jedi way.

    PALPATINE stands up, rubbing his wrists.

    PALPATINE: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn’t the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.

    The ship begins to list to one side. ANAKIN rushes over to OBI-WAN, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. PALPATINE heads for the elevators.

    PALPATINE: (continuing) Anakin, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it’s too late.

    ANAKIN: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing’s all right.

    PALPATINE: Leave him, or we’ll never make it.

    ANAKIN: His fate will be the same as ours.

    ANAKIN picks up OBI-WAN, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.

    40 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Prepare for attack.

    PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!

    41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-REPUBLIC CRUISER

    Clone gunners fire on the Trade Federation cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.

    42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL’S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN carries OBI-WAN to the elevator doors and hits the button. PALPATINE joins him.

    ANAKIN: The elevator’s not working, (into his comlink) Artoo . . .

    ARTOO BEEPS a response to ANAKIN.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.

    Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. PALPATINE is thrown to the ground. ANAKIN jumps to the door frame of the elevator. ANAKIN looks into the elevator shaft.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) Artoo … do you copy? Artoo, come in!

    43 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.

    PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.

    44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
    Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. ARTOO starts to slide toward one of the small holes.

    45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL’S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
    ANAKIN clings to the doorframe with OBI-WAN on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.

    46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ARTOO continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. ARTOO BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.

    47 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!

    48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ARTOO is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.

    49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT

    The TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.

    50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL’S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with OBI-WAN still on his shoulder.

    ANAKIN: We can’t wait. Come on, we have to be fast.

    PALPATINE climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.

    51 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Fire the emergency booster engines.

    PILOT: Leveling out, sir.

    52 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT ON SIDE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN still carrying OBI-WAN on his back, and PALPATINE run down the elevator shaft as it starts to move upright. ANAKIN cuts a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors can open, the ship moves to an angle, causing ANAKIN and PALPATINE to start sliding down the shaft. ANAKIN grabs some wires in the control box with one hand. PALPATINE grabs onto the Jedi’s leg. As the ship rights itself, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.

    53 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT, VERTICAL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE hang precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft. OBI-WAN regains consciousness and tries to look around.

    ANAKIN: Easy. . . . We’re in a bit of a situation.

    OBI-WAN: Did I miss something?

    OBI-WAN looks down and sees PALPATINE and the bottomless pit. They hear ARTOO BEEPING on Obi-Wan’s comlink. The ship begins to roll, causing the vertical shaft to move into a forty-five-degree angle. They hear the elevator brakes release and look up to see the elevator heading toward them.

    ANAKINN: Hold on.

    OBI-WAN: What is that?

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to watch the elevator approach them at high speed, then OBI-WAN turns to ANAKIN.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) Oops.

    ANAKIN: Artoo, Artoo, shut down the elevator!

    OBI-WAN: Too late! Jump!

    They fall about three hundred feet before the tilt of the ship catches up with them, and they hit the side of the shaft and slide at great speed just ahead of the elevator. The shaft continues to rotate until it is completely horizontal.
    ANAKIN and OBI-WAN take out and throw grappling hooks. The hooks catch and they continue to fall. All the doors in the elevator shaft open up, and the group swings through the open door into a hallway. The elevator roars by.

    54 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE fly through the elevator door and land.

    OBI-WAN: Let’s see if we can find something in the hangar bay that’s still flyable. Come on.

    ANAKIN: Artoo, get down here. Artoo, do you copy?

    55 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    As the Federation Cruiser continues to rotate, ARTOO SQUEALS and pokes a periscope out of a pile of broken BATTLE DROID PARTS. He looks around then rockets up out of the debris.

    56 INT. HALLWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN lead PALPATINE down a hallway toward the hangar bay.

    57 INT. DOORWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    It is extremely windy as bits and pieces are continually sucked into space. The hangar bay doors are closed, but great stresses are being exerted as the ship twists, re-entering the atmosphere of Coruscant. They stop in a doorway leading into the hangar bay.

    OBI-WAN: None of those ships will get us anywhere.

    ANAKIN: I agree.

    PALPATINE: What are we going to do?

    ANAKIN: I don’t know.

    OBI-WAN: Don’t look at me. I don’t know.

    ANAKIN and PALPATINE both look to OBI-WAN. He shrugs his shoulders. Anakin’s Fighter has been sucked out of the hangar bay and is totaled. Suddenly, the ship turns on its side.

    ANAKIN: Here, Chancellor, lock this around your waist, and hold on.

    OBI-WAN: We’ll head toward the bridge and see if we can find an escape pod.

    ANAKIN hands PALPATINE the end of a cable that is attached to his utility belt. PALPATINE attaches it around his waist. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN throw their utility cables to some pipes in the ceiling and swing to a second set of pipes.

    58 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN grabs onto the pipes that run along what was the ceiling and is now the wall. As he moves out into the hangar, TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS start firing at him. The Jedi ignites his lightsaber and deflects the bolts back at the DROIDS, blowing them up. ANAKIN and PALPATINE follow OBI-WAN along the pipes running along the ceiling of the hangar. PALPATINE struggles against the escaping air of the pressurized hangar. PALPATINE loses his grip as a pipe breaks, causing a rush of steam, but ANAKIN manages to maintain his grasp on the pipe as the CHANCELLOR dangles on the other end of the utility cable. They are surrounded by SPARKS and EXPLOSIONS as the ship twists and tries to break apart. ANAKIN moves out of the steam and struggles to pull PALPATINE back to safety. ANAKIN is almost pulled loose in the buffeting winds. The ceiling behind them buckles, causing pipes to break, creating geysers of steam. Some bits of pipe go hurling into the blast doors and out into space. They make it through a hangar doorway and close it behind them.

    59 INT. HANGAR DOORWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN, ANAKIN and PALPATINE are out of breath.

    ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Well, that was close.

    They laugh.

    60 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    BODYGUARD: General, we found the Jedi. They’re in hallway 328.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Activate ray shields.

    61 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    They run down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields drop around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.

    ANAKIN: Ray shields!

    OBI-WAN takes a deep breath to express his total disappointment.

    OBI-WAN: Wait a minute, how’d this happen! We’re smarter than this.

    ANAKIN: Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well … I was distracted.

    OBI-WAN: Oh, so all of a sudden it’s my fault.

    ANAKIN: You’re the Master. I’m just a hero.

    OBI-WAN: I’m open to suggestions here.

    PALPATINE: Why don’t we let them take us to General Grievous. Perhaps with Count Dooku’s demise, we can negotiate our release.

    The Jedi look at each other in disbelief.

    ANAKIN: I say . . . patience.

    OBI-WAN: Patience! That’s your plan, is it?

    ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he’ll release the ray shields . . .

    ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.

    Suddenly several doorways open, revealing TWO DESTROYER DROIDS. SIXTEEN SUPER BATTLE DROIDS emerge from behind the DESTROYER DROIDS.
    ARTOO turns and zaps one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID: Don’t move, dummy. Ouch! Zap this.

    OBI-WAN: Do you have a plan B?

    62 EXT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN, ANAKIN PALPATINE, and ARTOO are captured by GENERAL GRIEVOUS. They stand before the ALIEN DROID GENERAL.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Oh yes. General Kenobi, the Negotiator. We’ve been waiting for you. That wasn’t much of a rescue.

    A BATTLE DROID walks to GENERAL GRIEVOUS and hands him the JEDI’S lightsabers.

    OBI-WAN: That depends upon your point of view. Hah!

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: And Anakin Skywalker … I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older.

    ANAKIN: General Grievous . . . Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies. You’re shorter than I expected.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ahhhh, Jedi scum . . .

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, try not to upset him. We have a job to do.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

    OBI-WAN: Not this time. And this time you won’t escape.

    ANAKIN: Artoo.

    ARTOO creates a distraction by extending all his arms, shooting out electrical pulses, and bouncing around.
    OBI-WAN, hands restrained with electrobonds, spins around, reaches out and, using the Force, yanks his lightsaber out of the General’s hand, ignites it, and cuts his bonds. He continues to spin around and cuts Anakin free.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Crush them! Make them suffer!

    ANAKIN uses the Force to yank his lightsaber out of the General’s hand.

    The DROIDS that surround them begin to FIRE. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN jump into the line of fire. The bridge degenerates into chaos. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN are locked in a pitched battle between electro staffs and laser swords with GENERAL GRIEVOUS’s TWO BODYGUARDS.

    CHANCELLOR PALPATINE is taken away by two BATTLE DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS walks around the bridge directing the BATTLE DROIDS.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay and watch your stations.

    OBI-WAN fights one of General Grievous’s BODYGUARDS. The BODYGUARD carries an electrified staff about five feet long. When the laser sword hits it, electrical bolts fly everywhere and surround the laser sword. OBI-WAN is unable to cut the staff. The Jedi gets whacked pretty good a couple of times and is knocked halfway across the bridge.
    OBI-WAN pulls himself together and attacks again, cutting off the DROID BODYGUARD’S head. The DROID BODYGUARD keeps attacking. ANAKIN struggles to defend himself against the other manic DROID BODYGUARD. He cuts the DROID BODYGUARD in half. TWO BATTLE DROIDS try to take the CHANCELLOR away.
    ANAKIN follows them down the hallway and cuts them down, rescuing the Chancellor.
    OBI-WAN finishes off the headless BODYGUARD. It crumbles to the floor in pieces.
    ALARMS SOUND as the giant spacecraft begins to list and fall out of orbit. A PILOT yells at GENERAL GRIEVOUS.

    PILOT: Sir, we are falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay on course . . . Don’t bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit.

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN destroy the remaining DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS retrieves one of the BODYGUARD’S staffs and faces OBI-WAN. ANAKIN leaps over a console and lands behind GENERAL GRIEVOUS.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: You lose, General Kenobi.

    One of the PILOTS stands next to the General.

    PILOT: The ship is breaking up!

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: We’ve run out of time.

    OBI-WAN tries to get at GENERAL GRIEVOUS. ANAKIN runs at the General from the opposing side. GENERAL GRIEVOUS turns and throws his electrified staff at the window. It breaks, causing chaos as everything that is not nailed down is sucked into space. GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first one sucked out into space. He fires a cable from his arm that attaches to the ship. He swings in and lands firmly on the side of the ship.
    OBI-WAN, ANAKIN, and PALPATINE hold on for dear life. A blast shield closes around where the window used to be.

    63 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN continues to fight the BATTLE DROIDS. The DROIDS have backed him into a corner. OBI-WAN hides behind a control panel as the DROIDS blast away at him. He jumps up and over the DROIDS, cutting most of them down before he lands. He destroys the DROIDS and joins ANAKIN.
    ANAKIN and OBI-WAN cut through the rest of the DROIDS as if they were made of butter. PALPATINE stands in shock as he watches the carnage. Droid parts are firing everywhere. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN stand back to back and cut down the last of the DROIDS just as there is a huge shudder, followed by more alarms. SPARKS begin to fly outside the windows.

    PALPATINE: The hull is burning up!

    64 EXT. HULL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS detaches his cable and crawls along the exterior hull of the Federation Cruiser, using his magnetized hands and feet. He reaches a row of escape pods and enters an airlock.

    65 INT. POD BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the escape pod bay through the hatch. The Droid General goes to a control panel and opens an escape pod.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Time to abandon ship.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS pulls a row of switches, and one by one the escape pods are jettisoned.

    66 INT. ESCAPE POD-SPACE

    He gets in one, the hatch closes, and the escape pod blasts away from the damaged Cruiser.

    67 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER

    OBI-WAN and ANAKIN go over to the navigator’s chair.

    ANAKIN: All the escape pods have been launched.

    OBI-WAN: Grievous. Can you fly a cruiser like this?

    ANAKIN: You mean, do I know how to land what’s left of this thing?

    ANAKIN sits in the pilot’s chair and sees on a screen the back half of the ship break away. There is a great jolt, and the ship tilts forward.

    OBI-WAN: Well?

    ANAKIN: Under the circumstances, I’d say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant. Strap yourselves in.

    OBI-WAN and PALPATINE strap themselves into chairs. ANAKIN struggles with the controls of the ship. The ship starts to glow, and pieces break off. ARTOO moves in on Palpatine ’s controls and assists in flying the cruiser.

    OBI-WAN: Steady . . . Attitude . . . eighteen degrees.

    ARTOO beeps.

    ANAKIN: Pressure rising. We’ve got to slow this wreck down. Open all hatches, extend all flaps, and drag fins.

    OBI-WAN: Temp steady. Hatches open, flaps extended, drag fins . . .

    A large part of the ship breaks away.

    ANAKIN: We lost something.

    OBI-WAN: Not to worry, we’re still flying half the ship.

    ANAKIN: Now we’re really picking up speed . . . I’m going to shift a few degrees and see if I can slow us down.

    OBI-WAN: Careful . . . we’re heating up-twelve thousand . . . thirteen thousand . . .

    ANAKIN: What’s our speed?

    OBI-WAN: Eight plus sixty-forty. Eight plus sixty-twenty. Eight plus sixty. Temp ten thousand, nine thousand . . . we’re in the atmosphere . . .

    ANAKIN points to one of the controls. ARTOO beeps madly.

    ANAKIN: Grab that . . . Keep us level.

    OBI-WAN: Steady. Steady.

    ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo. Hang on, this may get a little rough. We lost our heat shields.

    OBI-WAN: Five thousand. Three thousand . . . two thousand. Fireships on the left and the right.

    FlRESHIP PILOT: We’ll take you in.

    OBI-WAN: Copy that. Landing strip’s straight ahead.

    ANAKIN: We’re coming in too hot.

    OBI-WAN: Easy-easy.

    The ship leaves a contrail as it streaks across the Coruscant skyline. PALPATINE and OBI-WAN hold on for dear life as the ship shakes and rattles toward an industrial landing platform.

    68 EXT. CORUSCANT-INDUSTRIAL LANDING PLATFORM-AFTERNOON

    A large landing platform in the industrial part of the city is surrounded by Emergency Fire Speeders. The smoking ship approaches as five Fireships spray it with foam. The ship finally makes a rather hard landing.

    OBI-WAN: Another happy landing.

    69 EXT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-LANDING PLATFORM-LATE AFTERNOON

    The small Jedi Shuttle carrying PALPATINE and the JEDI arrives at the landing platform. There are a DOZEN SENATORS, including BAIL ORGANA, JAR JAR BINKS, and C-3PO, waiting for them. PALPATINE, R2-D2, and ANAKIN get out. OBI-WAN and MACE stay in the doorway of the Jedi Shuttle.

    ANAKIN: (to Obi-Wan) Are you coming, Master?

    OBI-WAN: Oh no. I’m not brave enough for politics. I have to report to the Council. Besides, someone needs to be the poster boy.

    ANAKIN: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea. You planned it. You led the rescue operation. You have to be the one to take the bows this time.

    OBI-WAN: Sorry, old friend. Let us not forget that you rescued me from the Buzz Droids. And you killed Count Dooku. And you rescued the Chancellor, carrying me unconscious on your back, and you managed to land that bucket of bolts safely . . .

    ANAKIN: All because of your training, Master. You deserve all those speeches of your greatness.

    OBI-WAN: . . . the endless speeches . . . Anakin, let’s be fair. Today, you are the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.

    ANAKIN: All right. But you owe me . . . and not for saving your skin for the tenth time . . .

    OBI-WAN: Ninth time . . . that business on Cato Nemoidia doesn’t count. I’ll see you at the briefing.

    ANAKIN smiles and walks away from OBI-WAN.
    The CHANCELLOR and his entourage approach MACE.

    MACE WlNDU: Chancellor Palpatine, what a welcome sight! Are you all right?

    PALPATINE: Yes, thanks to your two Jedi Knights. They killed Count Dooku, but General Grievous has escaped once again.

    MACE WlNDU: General Grievous will run and hide as he always does. He is a coward.

    PALPATINE: That maybe true, but with Count Dooku dead, he is the leader of the Droid Army, and I assure you, the Senate will vote to continue the war as long as Grievous is alive.

    MACE WlNDU: Then the Jedi Council will make finding Grievous our highest priority.

    BAIL, ANAKIN, and the crowd walk away from the platform toward the Senate Building Grand Hallway.

    BAIL ORGANA: Skywalker, the Republic cannot praise you enough.

    ANAKIN and BAIL ORGANA, walking in the hallway.

    ANAKIN: Thank you, Senator Organa. The kidnapping was a bold move by the Separatists, but it was a mistake that Obi-Wan and I were able to take advantage of.

    ARTOO and THREEPIO follow behind the crowd.

    C-3PO: It couldn’t possibly be as bad as all that.

    ARTOO beeps.

    C-3PO: (continuing) Well, there, I agree with you. In fact, I could do with a tune-up myself.

    70 INT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-MAIN HALLWAY-LATE AFTERNOON

    ANAKIN is at the back of the crowd of SENATORS, talking with BAIL ORGANA. R2-D2 and C-3PO scoot along ahead of them.

    BAIL ORGANA: The end of Count Dooku will surely bring an end to this war, and an end to the Chancellor’s draconian security measures.

    ANAKIN: I wish that were so, but the fighting is going to continue until General Grievous is spare parts . . . The Chancellor is very clear about that.

    Behind a row of large columns, a SHADOWY FIGURE follows the JEDI and the SENATOR. ANAKIN senses the figure.

    BAIL ORGANA: I’ll do everything I can with the Senate.

    ANAKIN: Excuse me.

    BAIL ORGANA: Certainly.

    ANAKIN stops, and BAIL goes off after PALPATINE and the others. ANAKIN goes behind one of the giant columns to meet up with the SHADOWY FIGURE, who is revealed to be SENATOR PADME AMDALA. They embrace and kiss.

    PADME: Oh, Anakin! Thank goodness, you’re back.

    ANAKIN: I missed you, Padme. I’ve missed you so.

    PADME: There were whispers . . . that you’d been killed. I’ve been living with unbearable dread.

    ANAKIN: I’m back, I’m all right. It feels like we’ve been apart for a lifetime. And it might have been … If the Chancellor hadn’t been kidnapped. I don’t think they would have ever brought us back from the Outer Rim sieges.

    ANAKIN starts to give her another kiss. She steps back.

    PADME: Wait, not here . . .

    He grabs her again.

    ANAKIN: Yes, here! I’m tired of all this deception. I don’t care if they know we’re married.

    PADME: Anakin, don’t say things like that. You’re important to the Republic … to ending this war. I love you more than anything, but I won’t let you give up your life as a Jedi for me . . .

    ANAKIN: I’ve given my life to the Jedi order, but I’d only give up my life, for you.

    PADME: (playfully) I wouldn’t like that. I wouldn’t like that one bit. Patience, my handsome Jedi . . . Come to me later.

    ANAKIN embraces her, then looks at her.

    ANAKIN: Are you all right? You’re trembling. What’s going on?

    PADME: I’m just excited to see you.

    ANAKIN: That’s not it. I sense more . . . what is it?

    PADME: Nothing . . . nothing . . .

    ANAKIN: You’re frightened. (a little angry) Tell me what’s going on!

    PADME begins to cry.

    PADME: You’ve been gone five months . . . it’s been very hard for me. I’ve never felt so alone. There’s . . .

    ANAKIN: . . . Is there someone else?

    PADME: (peeved, angry) No! Why do you think that? Your jealousy upsets me so much, Anakin. I do nothing to betray you, yet you still don’t trust me. Nothing has changed.

    ANAKIN: (sheepish) I’m afraid of losing you, Padme . . . that’s all.

    PADME: I will never stop loving you, Anakin. My only fear is losing you.

    ANAKIN: It’s just that I’ve never seen you like this . . .

    PADME: Something wonderful has happened.

    They look at each other for a long moment.

    PADME: (continuing) I’m . . . Annie, I’m pregnant.

    ANAKIN is stunned. He thinks through all of the ramifications of this. He takes her in his arms.

    ANAKIN: That’s . . . that’s wonderful.

    PADME: What are we going to do?

    ANAKIN: We’re not going to worry about anything right now, all right? This is a happy moment. The happiest moment of my life.

    71 EXT. UTAPAU-LANDING PLATFORM-DAY

    A small NEIMOIDIAN SHUTTLE lands. BATTLE DROIDS surround the ramp as GENERAL GRIEVOUS descends onto the platform. SUPER BATTLE DROID G21 approaches.

    SUPER BATTLE DROID G21: The planet is secure, sir. The population is under control.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Good. Where is the Separatist Council?

    SUPER BATTLE DROID G21: This way, sir …

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS takes the elevator to an upper level. He enters a conference room and presses a series of buttons on the table, and bows.

    72 INT. UTAPAU-CONFERENCE ROOM-GRAND CHAMBER-DAY

    A hologram of Darth Sidious appears.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Yes, Lord Sidious.

    DARTH SlDIOUS: General Grievous, I suggest you move the Separatist leaders to Mustafar.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: It will be done, My Lord.

    DARTH SlDIOUS: The end of the war is near, General, and I promise you, victory is assured.

    The hologram of Sidious talks to GRIEVOUS about the death of Count Dooku.

    GENERAL GRIEVOUS: But the loss of Count Dooku?

    DARTH SlDIOUS: His death was a necessary loss, which will ensure our victory. Soon I will have a new apprentice . . . one far younger and more powerful than Lord Tyranus.

    73 INT. CORUSCANT-PADME’S APARTMENT-TWILIGHT

    PADME stands in the balcony brushing her hair. ANAKIN leans against the wall, watching her lovingly.

    ANAKIN: . . . every second I was thinking of you. Protecting the endless, nameless Outer Rim settlements became a torture . . . the battles were easy, the longing became unbearable . . . I’ve never been so happy as I am at this moment.

    PADME: Annie, I want to have our baby back home on Naboo. We could go to the lake country where no one would know . . . where we would be safe. I could go early-and fix up the baby’s room. I know the perfect spot, right by the gardens.

    ANAKIN: You are so beautiful!

    PADME: It’s only because I’m so in love . . .

    ANAKIN: No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.

    PADME: So love has blinded you?

    ANAKIN: Well, that’s not exactly what I meant . . .

    PADME: But it’s probably true!

    They laugh.

    ANAKIN: I haven’t laughed in so long . . .

    PADME: Neither have I.

    74 INT. POLIS MASSA-MEDICAL CENTER-DREAM

    The view is strangely distorted and disorienting. PADME is on a table in an alien medical chamber. She is giving birth and is screaming.

    PADME: Anakin, help me! Help, Anakin! Anakin, I love you. I love you.

    She screams and dies.

    75 INT. CORUSCANT-PADME’S APARTMENT-BEDROOM-NIGHT

    ANAKIN awakens in a panic. He is covered in sweat. He looks over in the bed and sees PADME sound asleep next to him. ANAKIN gets out from under the sheets and sits on the side of the bed. He is breathing heavily. He puts his head in his hands and weeps. He regains his composure and leaves the room down a set of stairs. PADME awakens, realizes Anakin is gone.

    PADME: Anakin??

    She gets out of bed and goes downstairs to look for him.

    76 EXT. CORUSCANT-PADME’S APARTMENT-VERANDA-NIGHT

    ANAKIN walks down a flight of stairs onto a large veranda. The vast city planet of Coruscant, smoldering from the battle, is spread out before him. He is distraught.
    PADME descends the stairs and joins ANAKIN on the veranda. She takes his hand. He doesn’t look at her.

    PADME: What’s bothering you?

    ANAKIN: Nothing . . .

    ANAKIN touches the japor snippet around PADME’S neck, that Anakin gave her when he was a small boy.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) I remember when I gave this to you.

    PADME: Anakin, how long is it going to take for us to be honest with each other?

    ANAKIN: It was a dream.

    PADME: Bad?

    ANAKIN: Like the ones I used to have about my mother just before she died.

    PADME: And?

    ANAKIN: It was about you.

    They look at each other. A moment of concern passes between them.

    PADME: Tell me.

    ANAKIN: It was only a dream.

    PADME gives him a long, worried look. ANAKIN takes a deep breath.

    ANAKIN: (continuing) You die in childbirth . . .

    PADME: And the baby?

    ANAKIN: I don’t know.

    PADME: It was only a dream.

    ANAKIN takes PADME in his arms.

    ANAKIN: . . . I won’t let this one become real, Padme.

    They embrace, then part.

    PADME: Anakin, this baby will change our lives. I doubt the Queen will continue to allow me to serve in the Senate, and if the Council discovers you are the father, you will be expelled from the Jedi Order.

    ANAKIN: I know ….

    PADME: Anakin, do you think Obi-Wan might be able to help us?

    ANAKIN: (suspicious) Have you told him anything?

    PADME: No, but he’s your mentor, your best friend . . . he must suspect something.

    ANAKIN: He’s been a father to me, but he’s still on the Council. Don’t tell him anything!

    PADME: I won’t, Anakin.

    ANAKIN: I don’t need his help . . . Our baby is a blessing, not a problem.

    77 INT. CORUSCANT-JEDI TEMPLE-YODAS QUARTERS-DAY

    YODA and ANAKIN sit in Yoda ’s room, deep in thought.

    YODA: Premonitions . . . premonitions . . . Hmmmm . . . these visions you have . . .

    ANAKIN: They are of pain, suffering, death . . .

    YODA: Yourself you speak of, or someone you know?

    ANAKIN: Someone . . .

    YODA: . . . close to you?

    ANAKIN: Yes.

    YODA: Careful you must be when sensing the future, Anakin. The fear of loss is a path to the dark side.

    ANAKIN: I won’t let these visions come true, Master Yoda.

    YODA: Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.

    ANAKIN: What must I do, Master Yoda?

    YODA: Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.

    78 INT. CORUSCANT-JEDI TEMPLE-HALLWAY-DAY

    ANAKIN hurries down a temple hallway, heading toward a Jedi Briefing Room. SEVERAL JEDI are exiting.

    79 INT. CORUSCANT-JEDI TEMPLE-BRIEFING ROOM-DAY

    ANAKIN rushes into the Briefing Room. By the time he reaches the Chamber, the last of the Jedi are leaving. Only OBI-WAN remains at the front of the lecture hall. He is shutting off some holograms and electronic charts and maps.

    OBI-WAN: You missed the report on the Outer Rim sieges.

    ANAKIN: I’m sorry, I was held up. I have no excuse.

    OBI-WAN: In short, they are going very well. Saleucami has fallen, and Master Vos has moved his troops to Boz Pity.

    ANAKIN: What’s wrong then?

    OBI-WAN: The Senate is expected to vote more executive powers to the Chancellor today.

    ANAKIN: Well, that can only mean less deliberating and more action. Is that bad? It will make it easier for us to end this war.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, be careful of your friend Palpatine.

    ANAKIN: Be careful of what?

    OBI-WAN: He has requested your presence.

    ANAKIN: What for?

    OBI-WAN: He would not say.

    ANAKIN: He didn’t inform the Jedi Council? That’s unusual, isn’t it?

    OBI-WAN: All of this is unusual, and it’s making me feel uneasy. You’re probably aware that relations between the Council and the Chancellor are stressed.

    ANAKIN: I know the Council has grown wary of the Chancellor’s power, mine also for that matter. Aren’t we all working together to save the Republic? Why all this distrust?

    OBI-WAN: The Force grows dark, Anakin, and we are all affected by it. Be wary of your feelings.

    80 INT. CORUSCANT-CHANCELLOR’S OFFICE-DAY

    ANAKIN stands with PALPATINE at his window overlooking the vastness of Coruscant. Several buildings have been destroyed. A brown haze hangs over the landscape.

    PALPATINE: Anakin, this afternoon the Senate is going to call on me to take direct control of the Jedi Council.

    ANAKIN: The Jedi will no longer report to the Senate?

    PALPATINE: They will report to me . . . personally. The Senate is too unfocused to conduct a war. This will bring a quick end to things.

    ANAKIN: I agree, but the Jedi Council may not see it that way.

    PALPATINE: There are times when we must all endure adjustments to the constitution in the name of security.

    ANAKIN: With all due respect, sir, the Council is in no mood for more constitutional amendments.

    PALPATINE: Thank you, my friend, but in this case I have no choice . . . this war must be won.

    ANAKIN: Everyone will agree on that.

    PALPATIN

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