Supreme Photo Dump Magic Time Fun

Lots of things have happened in the last few years. The world, like a pokémon, is evolving and every time you think you know everything Gary motherfucking Oak, steps in and drops a bomb about some sort of new rare pokémon on the other side of the island, and there are no fucking roads from one town to the next. What's up with that shit?!?! [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="I really should've kept this car, it was bad ass!"] I really shouldve kept this car, it was bad ass!

I really shouldve kept this car, it was bad ass!

[/caption] So you work your way through the jungle and trees, or forest or whatever, and you run into some random asshat who feels like battling you. Your all like "no fucking way, all I want to do is get to some random town on the other side of the island, I don't want to battle some asshat". But he insists so you battle his ass to shut him up. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="This thing was super rotten and should've been drifted to the ends of the earth, but alas the wooden rear speaker deck was not to be mine."]

This thing was super rotten and shouldve been drifted to the ends of the earth, but alas the wooden rear speaker deck was not to be mine. Wait, no this is that fucking one from Guelph that dissapeared, it was an AE70 automatic and the guy offered it to me for free and then never followed through. Sad faces

[/caption] Then your stupid disobedient Pikachu does some dumb fuck move and ends up hurting himself, so now you've gotta head a different direction to some medical center. You end up running into that same damn nurse from some sort of sexy inbred nurses guild and she's such a fucking tease, but she never gives it up. What is up with that shit? [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="RIP James Grandpappy. Never met him, but from stories, seems like a cool and interesting fellow. "]

RIP James Grandpappy. Never met him, but from stories, seems like a cool and interesting fellow.

[/caption] So then, you get all hard and rub against your pants while this nurse brings your stupid lighting rabbit back to health. All you have to do is wander around town and get picked on and get in fights. When do you ever eat!?!? You like never sleep or eat, it's crazy, and why, seriously, why are their no roads between towns, or cars!??! How do goods get transported from one area to the other? [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="That trailer is way to big for you, seriously, your a Jetta, you can't tow that, stop being silly. "]

That trailer is way to big for you, seriously, your a Jetta, you cant tow that, stop being silly.

[/caption] So your dumb yellow rabbit is finally healed, and you get a call from Gary Oak with more information on that rare pokémon which for some reason never existed before the other day, but you have no idea what day it is since you haven't slept or aten in multiple episodes. Gary is all like "yo bishes, I got more information for your sorry asses, you should go see my cousin who's really actually me, but I'm not going to tell you that shit" [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="wat"] wat

[/caption] So now you've gotta work your way to some laboratory in the middle of some random forest, but who knows what direction your traveling since you never look at a fucking map, you just KNOW where to go. Perhaps while your there you can change your clothes for once since you were the same thing everyday. I mean common, who is your fashion consultant! [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="James and I found this from a random adventure, like usual. Walking the train tracks led us to finding this burnt down trailer with big balled bails of cotton or something?!"]

James and I found this from a random adventure, like usual. Walking the train tracks led us to finding this burnt down trailer with big balled bails of cotton or something?!

[/caption] So you roll into Gary Oak's light house by the ocean, I don't have a fucking clue how he affords this shit, but for some reason he has many lighthouses, or it's the same one and you just some how can walk to it every ten minutes no matter where you are. He then feeds you this bullshit about some sort of new stupid animal, blah blah blah, fuck off gary, seriously, give me more pokéballs before I kick you in yours, nice girth. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="Random prototype Shells sitting behind a shop in Kitchener. Matrix and Corolla, from the plant in Cambridge I can only assume. "]

Random prototype Shells sitting behind a shop in Kitchener. Matrix and Corolla, from the plant in Cambridge I can only assume.

[/caption] Where are you now, like what world is this, and how come you completely forgot about going to the other side of the island? Is that a far walk, it's gotta be if your some 12 year old boy that collects animals which are rare species and for some reason you are legally allowed to capture them. It's just fucking cock fighting for kids, I mean you capture an animal in a ball (cage) then ignore it for a while in your backpack (shed) and then people battle you (fight) and someone loses and get eaten. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="Creepy hidden shop beside the tracks results in a lot of rotting cars and random parts beside a walking path. James and I get into a lot of trouble urban exploring peoples properties. :S"]

Creepy hidden shop beside the tracks results in a lot of rotting cars and random parts beside a walking path. James and I get into a lot of trouble urban exploring peoples properties. :S

[/caption] So now your back on track to where ever you were going before, no food, no sleep, no shower, no darkness, and no money. What's up with that shit. No fucking directions, no roads, just blind, endless wandering. I wish I was as random, why don't you AGE!?!? Get older already, fuck. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="O.G. Mini from down town Kitchener. Pretty ballin' and part of some sort of Mini club of T-dizzle. "]

O.G. Mini from down town Kitchener. Pretty ballin and part of some sort of Mini club of T-dizzle.

[/caption] So you get there, you finally somehow arrive to your destination and you just throw a ball at the animal, capture it. How anti climatic. Now it's yours to murder. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="This thing was fully caged, lightly tubbed, with fiberglass race seat, grant steering wheel and was 5 speed. Shit like this is everywhere in peoples backyards in Ontario. Such a shame, but drag racing really ruins car culture in areas where snow, and huge empty fields exsist."]

This thing was fully caged, lightly tubbed, with fiberglass race seat, grant steering wheel and was 5 speed. Shit like this is everywhere in peoples backyards in Ontario. Such a shame, but drag racing really ruins car culture in areas where snow, and huge empty fields exsist.

[/caption] The world is strange, I don't quite seem to understand how people live and die. There's billions of us, and so few in the world seem to want to share their lives, and experiences. They may not be special, they may not be interesting, but the define who you are! [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="Fucking kids and their markers, Stop taggin' my shit"]

Fucking kids and their markers, Stop taggin my shit

[/caption] James and I have explored Ontario in the very same way. These photo captures are random adventures. They are our pokéballs, little snippets of fun and obscurity from all sorts of just mindless wandering. Sure we never battled, but were working on our skills. I'm glad this game doesn't involve any dice or card trading. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="These cars should've never met each other ever. A photo of a RHD glass top Mugen CRX from the passanger seat of a LHD 81 Civic 1300, beside a GMC Savanna Cube van. "] These cars shouldve never met each other ever. A photo of a RHD glass top Mugen CRX from the passanger seat of a LHD 81 Civic 1300, beside a GMC Savanna Cube van.

These cars shouldve never met each other ever. A photo of a RHD glass top Mugen CRX from the passanger seat of a LHD 81 Civic 1300, beside a GMC Savanna Cube van.

[/caption] If it did have trading cards, I think my stats would be: Stamina:7 Power: 3 HP: 45 Stupid: -12 [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="oh hai!"] oh hai!

[/caption] You know, I've always wanted Lambo doors, I love the exoticness of putting them on the dumbest cars ever. Something about a $50 car trying to look like a fiberglass, leather, bull machine that really makes the $50 car way cooler than the lime green parking spot ornament. Something about exotic cars reminds me of cheap Christmas decorations. They really do nothing unless they look like a mistletoe. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="Just an average day in the speed hero lifestyle. Struggling to afford gas to drive a car that you'll never see another one of. "]

Just an average day in the speed hero lifestyle. Struggling to afford gas to drive a car that youll never see another one of.

[/caption] A lot of people ask me what Speed Hero is. Well it's not me, I'm not the hero of speed. Please don't email me saying "what's up Speed Hero". I won't know who you're talking to. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="This is my first ride in a Honda Today, and my only one so far. But there will be many more! This Photo is for Aaron, it's a round light version. "]

This is my first ride in a Honda Today, and my only one so far. But there will be many more! This Photo is for Aaron, its a round light version.

[/caption] Speed Hero is a spirit. It's a lifestyle of exploration, open minds and fun, it's about the interest in Car Culture, and how it affects your life. Everyone is a speed hero if they participate in these activities. It's not about being the fastest, the coolest or the smartest, it's about having the most fun, about seeing something new, and really digging into the depths of the culture around you. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="Honda Heavy post, I love Cage'd EF's! Super hot. I'd sooo road race an EF. I loved that honda spun the engines around to be behind the front axle to make the cars mid-front engined to shorten the nose, wheel base, save weight, center the driver position, and give a good balance. Shame they've gone back to the other direction :("] Honda Heavy post, I love Caged EFs! Super hot. Id sooo road race an EF. I loved that honda spun the engines around to be behind the front axle to make the cars mid-front engined to shorten the nose, wheel base, save weight, center the driver position, and give a good balance. Shame theyve gone back to the other direction :(

Honda Heavy post, I love Caged EFs! Super hot. Id sooo road race an EF. I loved that honda spun the engines around to be behind the front axle to make the cars mid-front engined to shorten the nose, wheel base, save weight, center the driver position, and give a good balance. Shame theyve gone back to the other direction :(

[/caption] I'm sorry Escort GT's with body kits and Sub's aren't fast, it doesn't make you a car person. Sure you like cars, but you don't know about them. This blog doesn't exists to tell you your doing it wrong, it's just here to let you know there are other way to enjoy automobiles. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="I'm pretty sure it was a replica, but seriously, fucking awesome. "] Im pretty sure it was a replica, but seriously, fucking awesome.

Im pretty sure it was a replica, but seriously, fucking awesome.

[/caption] I love Kei Cars with a Passion. They make sense, and it's frustrating that they don't have some sort of tax break or even sales in Canada or North America. They are light, nimble, great on fuel, easy to maintain, and very versatile! [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800" caption="Perfect littl eActy for carrying around your drift spares....remember this photo was Taken in Ontario Canada!"]